| A．A TV show. | B．The man’s hobby. | C．Wildlife protection. |
2 . Dictionary.com Dad Joke Competition
The funny thing about dad jokes is that they're not just for dads. The point is: Dads made dad jokes famous, but anyone can tell a dad joke. It's simple: We provide the setup, and you supply the dad-jokiest punchline (妙语).
The setup
The setup: Why did the dictionary cross the road?
You supply the punchline.
For example:
Why did the dictionary cross the road? To find its meaning.
Why did the dictionary cross the road? Because it was going through a rough spell.
How to enter
We are now accepting submissions (提交的作品)! The deadline for submissions is at 11:59 p.m. on Tuesday, June 6, 2023.
The standards
All entries will be judged on the following standards.
Your submission must:
1. Be your original work.
2. Your punchline should be relevant (有关的) to the setup and include a pun.
3. Be 25 words or less.
How you can win
When the competition entry period has closed, our editors will review all the submissions and narrow them down to three finalists.
Starting on Monday, June 12, you will have a chance to vote on our sites or social media to choose which of the finalists you think is best. Voting is open to all.
The results of the votes will be announced by Thursday, June 15, 2023.
What you can win
The finalist who receives the most votes will win:
•A $100 gift card
•A gift package with Dictionary.com brand swag (垂花饰)
The second- and third-place runners-up will receive:
•A gift package with Dictionary.com brand swag Didn't make the cut (入选)? Your joke may still have the chance to appear on our sites and social media.
1. What do we know about the competition?| A．It fails to provide a detailed setup. | B．It begins on Tuesday, June 6, 2023. |
| C．It is designed specially for fathers. | D．It encourages participants to create jokes. |
| A．They should send their original works. |
| B．They should get enough likes on social media. |
| C．They should submit jokes of more than 25 words. |
| D．They should campaign for votes on social media. |
| A．A free dictionary. |
| B．A 100-dollar gift card. |
| C．A gift package with Dictionary.com brand swag. |
| D．An opportunity to have their jokes shared online by Dictionary.com. |
3 . Online jobs have opened the door for many people to earn a living (谋生) or make some extra money from the comfort of their homes. This includes teens as well. If you’re looking for such a job, here are some choices you can consider.
Customer Service
If you are 16 years old and over, you have a chance to work with Uhaul as a customer service person. You just need to have a good pair of head-phones and high-speed Internet in order to do this job. Basic pay starts at $7.50an hour.
Sell Items Online
Selling items online is one of the easiest ways to make quick cash. Teens can turn it into a good business by selling things on Bonanza. You need to start sorting through (分类) items at your home that are no longer being used and list them for sale.
Take Surveys
Another easy task teens can do to earn money is to take surveys online. You don’t need any work experience to do this and can be as young as 13 years old to get started. Survey sites like VIP Voices, Swagbucks, Harris Poll, E-Poll, and Paid Viewpoint allow teens to start taking surveys for cash and gift cards. And your opinions should be expressed clearly in English.
Etsy
Do you love to make new things? You can open up an Etsy shop to share your works. Etsy is great for DIYers who can create new products. If you are under 18, you just need a parent who is willing to help manage your shop.
1. What does Bonanza allow teens to do?| A．Learn about computer science. | B．Make money out of their old items. |
| C．Test new products for customers. | D．Receive training in customer service. |
| A．Having a good knowledge of English. | B．Having a good pair of headphones. |
| C．Having some related work experience. | D．Having a wide range of interests. |
| A．They enjoy buying things online. | B．They are interested in history. |
| C．They have a creative mind. | D．They are good at collecting used things. |
4 . Check out 4 strange-but-true attractions in America
Bubblegum Alley
SAN LUIS OBISPO. CALIFORNIA
Bubblegum Alley is covered from top to bottom with chewed gum, a tradition that was started mysteriously by the locals in the 1950s. Some artists even created images of funny faces and the American flag. Unhappy community members had the “masterpiece” removed twice. But the clean-up didn’t stick, and soon more gum appeared. Now the alley has more than two million pieces of gum on it.
Giant Penguin
CUT BANK, MONTANA
Bundle up when you visit this statue, because temperatures here can get as low as 47 degrees below zero. As a nod to the frosty conditions, a local businessman built the 27-foot-tall penguin out of 10 000 pounds of concrete. The creator left for warmer weather, but the statue- seven times the height of a real emperor penguin-still stands, welcoming visitors to its cold home.
Tin Family
REGENT, NORTH DAKOTA
This Tin Family appear along the Enchanted Highway, a 32-mile stretch of road displaying seven huge metal sculptures. A group of farmers constructed the family using materials such as oil tanks and wire. Tin Son is 23 feet tall, Tin Ma is 44 ft. and Tin Pa stands 45 feet tall.
Blue Whale
CATOOSA. OKLAHOMA
Not ready to dive the depths of the ocean to see a blue whale? No problem. Just visit this 80-foot-long concrete beast, which even has a side and diving board so visitors can take a swim in the pond. When the artist died,the whale fell into bad condition. Neighbors couldn’t stand to see the whale fall apart. so they fixed it and now keep it bright with blue paint.
1. Which of the flowing attractions is not popular with some of the locals?| A．Bubblegum Alley. | B．Giant Penguin. | C．Tin Family. | D．Blue Whale. |
| A．Stand up straight | B．Stop talking |
| C．Watch it from a distance | D．Put on warm clothes |
| A．Montana | B．California | C．North Dakota | D．Oklahoma |
5 . Creating a Graphic Novel
In the past decade we’ve seen the rise of graphic novels that come in all sorts of forms. Now join author and illustrator Lizzy Stewart for our upcoming masterclass, where she’ll take you through how to create both the illustration and text for a graphic novel. You’ll have the chance to find the right form for the story you are trying to tell, and Lizzy will share her insight into the editorial and publishing process of getting a graphic novel printed. 15 minutes will be reserved for a Q&A session at the end of the masterclass, when Lizzy will answer what you’re curious to know.
Booking & Payment
●The workshop fee of £30 is payable in full online.
●Joining instructions and full guidance will be provided by us a week before the start date.
Accessible to All
●It’s of real importance for us that our event remains accessible to all.
●We have made three scholarship places available for this event as part of our accessibility scheme (计划). Please visit our scholarship page to find out how to apply for scholarships to the course.
●This masterclass will be presented online through video conferencing software. It will also be recorded so if you are unable to attend the live event, you’ll be able to catch up and access the recording within two weeks.
●This event will include written text and visuals. Please contact us in advance so that we can make arrangements to be sure all documents appear in a format that works for you.
1. What can attendees do in the masterclass?| A．Have their work published. | B．Communicate with Lizzy. |
| C．Get Lizzy’s 15-minute instruction. | D．Create graphic novels in all forms. |
| A．Recorded materials for a limited period. |
| B．Free access to video conferencing software. |
| C．Written text and visuals for certain attendees. |
| D．Scholarships to further their graphic novel study. |
| A．A review. | B．A guide. | C．An essay. | D．An advertisement. |
6 . Apple Seeds
Circulation: 1 Year, 9 Issues
Cover Price: $ 42.55
Product Description: Apple seeds is an award winning magazine filled with stories for kids aged from 7 to 9. The cover is very soft, proving durability that allows each issue to be enjoyed for many years to come. Besides, there is a big surprise for you — it’s being sold at a more favorable discount than usual.
Better Life
Circulation: 1 Year, 12 Issues
Cover Price: $ 44.55
Product Description: Designed for those who have a strong interest in personal lifestyle, Better Life is America’s complete home and family service magazine. It offers help with food, recipes, decorating, building, gardening, family health, money management, and education.
Humor Times
Circulation: 1 Year, 12 Issues
Cover Price: $ 36.00
Product Description: Humor Times Magazine is for those who love to laugh! Full of cartoons and humor columns, it shows up in your mailbox once a month and keeps you smiling all year round! In today’s world, you need a reason to laugh. So let’s find it in humor Times.
News China
Circulation: 1 Year, 12 Issues
Cover Price: $ 47.88
Product Description: News China magazine is the English edition of China domestic news in politics, business, society, environment, culture, sports and travels, etc. It is the first comprehensive news magazine for readers interested in China.
1. How much would you probably pay for an award winning magazine?| A．$ 44.55 | B．$ 42.55 | C．$ 36.00 | D．$ 47.88 |
| A．People who are interested in China’s politics, business and culture. |
| B．People who have a strong sense of humor and love to laugh. |
| C．People who want to enlarge the knowledge of their kids. |
| D．People who have an interest in personal lifestyle of the Chinese. |
| A．Apple Seeds | B．Better Life | C．Humor Times | D．News China |
7 . Teach, travel and train with
EF English First.
An experience you will never forget.
We’re looking for amazing English teachers to join us in Beijing, Shanghai, Shenzhen, Guangzhou, and many other cities across China. Teach adults, children or at our online schools. You will receive a great salary, competitive benefits and meet people from all over the world. Learn more about how our jobs can get you started on an once-in-a-lifetime (千载难逢的) ESL teaching career.
About English First
EF English First is the world’s leading privately owned education company. Set up in 1965, EF operates in over 50 countries around the world. We still need teachers for teaching positions across China so if you prefer the fast paced city life like Shanghai. We have both Kids & Teens schools and Adult schools in over 60 cities in China.
Teaching at English First
At English First, you’ll be provided the resources to become the best teacher you can be. Our new and colorful classrooms offer advanced technology, including Internet connected computers, interactive whiteboards (交互式白板) and iPads. We also offer a world-class teacher development program to our teachers to help them move into more senior positions with EF.
Join the EF Teacher Network today
We’re here to provide the support you need every step of the way, from preparing your legal work visa to airport pickup. Learn how to order food in Chinese with our free language classes or attend a weekly teacher social sponsored (赞助) by the company. There’s so much to experience living abroad and you’ll experience it to the fullest with EF.
Requirements
● A Bachelor’s Degree
● A TEFL Certification (EF TEFL sponsorship available)
● A native English speaker
● Passport holder from the UK, the USA, Canada
● A clear background check
● Ability to live abroad for at least one year
1. This passage is written for the purpose of ________.| A．calling in some teachers for English First |
| B．introducing an English teaching program |
| C．encouraging people to travel in America |
| D．getting teachers to teach in European countries |
| A．In American countries. | B．In some cities in China. |
| C．In European countries. | D．In Australian countries. |
| A．People whose native language is English. |
| B．Teachers in schools from mainland China. |
| C．People who have little teaching experience. |
| D．American graduates who wish to work in Canada. |
8 . The summer holiday is coming! Do you want to have a wonderful and meaningful vacation? If you are interested in animals and nature, come and join us!
Youth Explorer has prepared you with a Three-Day-Program! You can take part in many activities and meet with animals — lions, monkeys, tigers and so on! More information about the program is as follows:
Age: Students aged 10 to 15.
Groups: Two programs for you to choose. Each program needs at most 15 students.
| Program A Dates: 15—17 July Days: Monday to Wednesday Time: 9:30 am — 4:00 pm | Program B Dates: 6—8 August Days: Tuesday to Thursday Time: 9:30 am — 4:00 pm |
Program cost: $200 for members; $230 for non-members.
How to do: Simply come to our center to get an application form.
Send your completed form to us before July 10th.
Notes:
No free lunch is offered. You may either bring box lunch or pay for lunch at our restaurants.
Both programs will start 1 DAY later if there is a warning of rainstorms.
1. Who can join the Three Day Program?| A．Children under 6. | B．Students over 16. |
| C．Children aged 7—9. | D．Students aged 12—14. |
| A．On Sunday. | B．On Wednesday. | C．On Tuesday. | D．On Monday. |
| A．$600. | B．$630. | C．$660. | D．$700. |
9 . Are you looking for somewhere special to go this weekend? Do you want to try something new?
Check out one of these hot new restaurants.
Fast Best
Fast food doesn't have to be junk food, as this café proves. Do you fancy a really good hamburger made with the best ingredients, or old-fashioned fish and chips fried to perfection, all on the table in super-quick time? Speed and quality are important here, and the prices aren't bad either.
Your Local Caff (小餐馆)
Remember when cafés served full English breakfasts—sausages, beans, fried bread, bacon and eggs—with a strong cup of tea? Well, this place still does and you can have your breakfast at any time you like during the day while you listen to your favourite tunes from the 1980s.
Last Days of the Raj
A centrally located Indian restaurant, perfect for eating before or after the cinema or a show. In summer enjoy your meal in the beautiful garden. The most popular dishes are lamb and chicken cooked with mild, medium or hot spices. For brave customers there is extra hot!
The Chocolate Box
The owner of this small café used to cook all kinds of food, but then she realised she preferred desserts to anything else. If you want meat or fish, don't come here. They only do desserts! Lots of different kinds of sweets. Chocolate lovers will be excited by the range of chocolate cakes.
1. Fast Best suits a person ______.| A．who has a sweet tooth | B．who loves spicy food |
| C．who wants to have good breakfast | D．who gets 30 minutes off for lunch |
| A．You can listen to great music in it. | B．It serves hot food with pepper. |
| C．It serves an all-day breakfast. | D．It is prefect for vegetarians. |
| A．Fast Best. | B．Your Local Caff. |
| C．Last Days of the Raj. | D．The Chocolate Box. |
10 . Rome can be pricey for travelers, which is why many choose to stay in a hostel (旅社). The hostels in Rome offer a bed in a dorm room for around $25 a night, and for that, you’ll often get to stay in a central location (位置) with security and comfort.
Yellow HostelIf I had to make just one recommendation for where to stay in Rome, it would be Yellow Hostel. It’s one of the best-rated hostels in the city, and for good reason. It’s affordable, and it’s got a fun atmosphere without being too noisy. As an added bonus, it’s close to the main train station.
Hostel Alessandro PalaceIf you love social hostels, this is the best hostel for you in Rome. Hostel Alessandro Palace is fun. Staff members hold plenty of bar events for guests like free shots, bar crawls and karaoke. There’s also an area on the rooftop for hanging out with other travelers during the summer.
Youth Station HostelIf you’re looking for cleanliness and a modern hostel, look no further than Youth Station. It offers beautiful furnishings and beds. There are plenty of other benefits, too; it doesn’t charge city tax; it has both air conditioning and a heater for the rooms; it also has free Wi-Fi in every room.
Hotel and Hostel Des ArtistesHotel and Hostel Des Artistes is located just a 10-minute walk from the central city station and it’s close to all of the city’s main attractions. The staff is friendly and helpful, providing you with a map of the city when you arrive, and offering advice if you require some. However, you need to pay 2 euros a day for Wi-Fi.
1. What is probably the major concern of travelers who choose to stay in a hostel?| A．Comfort. | B．Security. |
| C．Price. | D．Location. |
| A．Yellow Hostel. | B．Hostel Alessandro Palace. |
| C．Youth Station Hostel. | D．Hotel and Hostel Des Artistes. |
| A．It gets noisy at night. | B．Its staff is too talkative. |
| C．It charges for Wi-Fi. | D．It’s inconveniently located. |
