1 . Driving each other crazy
There’s a well-known joke: A woman is driving down a motorway and her husband phones her on her mobile. ‘Darling, be careful!’ he screams, ‘I’ve just heard there’s a car driving the wrong way on the motorway near where you are.’ ‘It’s not just one car,’ she says, ‘there are hundreds of them!’
And here’s another one: a man is driving his daughter and they are stuck in traffic. The little girl says, ‘I have a question.’ ‘What is it?’ asks her father. ‘When you’re driving, are YOU ever the stupid idiot?’
‘Men are too confident in their own abilities. They never listen, they never need a map. They’re always sure they know the way,’ says Cathy, whose husband rarely lets her drive the car. ‘They tend to drive too close to the car in front and they’re incredibly impatient. If there’s a car in front, they have to pass it even if it doesn’t make a difference to their overall speed. I think it’s some sort of territorial thing.
What do men think about women?
Despite men’s generally high opinion of their own driving skills, a report published in 2004 came down firmly in favour of women drivers.
A.They have to be king of the road and everybody else on the road is an idiot |
B.So what’s the point of these jokes? |
C.Interestingly, one of their main concerns is about women as passengers. |
D.There is no doubt that women are considered better passengers than men. |
E.According to the report, women score more highly than men on almost all counts. |
F.Why do we laugh at these jokes? |